Bees?! (Gob’s not on board.)

This past weekend was Easter weekend, as I’m sure you know, but you may or may not have known that this year is one of those rare years when the Gregorian and Julian calendars align, meaning that all christians celebrate Easter on the same Sunday. Easter is big in Greece and is often focused (beyond the religious significance) on a family gathering featuring a roasted lamb or goat.

Celebratory slogans on the many stairways of Pylos. Photo by Christina Xydias

Christina’s family resides in a small village (χωριό) called Fourzi between the city of Kalamata and the coastal town of Pylos. Christina’s mother came to Greece for the long holiday weekend, and we all drove from Athens to Fourzi (in some truly horrendous but mostly well-behaved traffic) for a three-day visit with family.

Christina’s Uncle Elias and her cousin’s boyfriend Alexandros. Photo by Christina Xydias

We met the family at the farm, gathered around the table, and did a passable job (if I do say so) of alternating between English and Greek as necessary to keep as many folks in the conversation as possible from one moment to the next.

Alexandros, me, and Christina’s cousins cousins Tassos and Alexandra. Photo by Christina Xydias

The meal was excellent and the company warm. It was a table full of roasted goat and chicken, beets and beet greens, potatoes, bread, and home-made wine.

Christina’s cousins Vassilis and Roula and her Aunt Maria. Photo by Christina Xydias

We’ve been very lucky in that we have had the opportunity to see Christina’s family several times in the past couple of years, and we are grateful for each and everyone one of those chances.

The rooftops of Pylos at sunset. The place where we stayed was just behind the church overlooking the town. Photo by Christina Xydias

The village has a lot of familial connection and personal memory associated with it, but I have to say that Pylos grows on you pretty quickly, too. I thought it might feel empty after the hustle and bustle of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey movie shoot in March, but the influx of family for so many households meant that the town square was overflowing all weekend long. It was nice to see and hear, even though the church bells for the holy weekend were right outside of our bedroom window.

Arriving at the bee farm!

Back in Athens after the holiday, we started the final week of the program with a visit to a honeybee farm!

We prepare for a honey tasting at the bee farm.

Greece is a major producer of honey, and this farm did a spectacular job of making us feel at home, teaching us about bees and honey in Greece, and then letting as have some first-hand experience with a tasting of a variety of local honeys.

Bees?! Photo by Christina Xydias

All of this took place in a suburban and yet still secluded bee farm filled with bee boxes and wild flowers.

After we suit up, one of the beekeepers shows us how to inspect the hive. Photo by Christina Xydias

We even got the chance to suit up and see what life is like inside a bee box on the farm. I was impressed that no one in our group was overcome with anxiety or trepidation getting that close to a thousands of bees. They didn’t have us do a swarm transfer or anything like that, but we were still staring at frames covered in hundreds of bees. And when we were done with that, the bee farmers served us an amazing “light lunch” on their back porch, a lunch that I am still musing about.

Our time is winding down here in Athens, and Christina and I are trying to pack as many social engagements as we can into this final week. It will be emotional and wonderful and exhausting, I’m sure. I’m not sure if I will be able to post before we get back home, but I will write a wrap-up post, and you can stay tuned to the blog over the summer to hear more about how the film project is coming along.

I Mean, How Could I Not?

So, yeah, you’re a film professor who gets the chance to live and work in Greece for three months. Are you going to make a film? Obviously. At least one. I am not here for the filmmaking–technically, I am here to teach a course on mythology and the films of Yorgos Lanthimos and other Weird Wave filmmakers–but I am not going to pass up such a singular opportunity. That would feel like a real waste.

Obligatory shot of director pointing and producer facilitating side-eye.

Of course, filmmaking is often complex, time-consuming, and expensive. Whatever this project was going to be, it couldn’t be any of those things. It had to be simple, take up virtually no extra time, and cost next to nothing. The very straightforward approach to these limitations would be to make a documentary about our semester abroad program. It is an elegant solution, but it’s not one that I respond to emotionally. I very much appreciate a good documentary, but I have never really thought of myself as a documentarian. Even when I have been interested in a naturalist narrative style, I have never really felt the pull to make a doc.

But, most of you who know me know that I am y0ur man for fake documentary and found footage. When done well, these films tickle some deep interest on my part (the tension, I think, between reality and fantasy). Without a doubt, there are many films that use these tropes poorly, and I respect those of you who have simply been burned too many times by atrociously bad found footage horror. I get it.

Filmmaking involves a lot of…sacrifice.

But this is what I have to work with, and I think I am working with a very solid and effective premise. It is a fake documentary that is not at all fake right up until the moment when it very suddenly is, and my goal is for that moment to be seamless, invisible. If I can make that moment disappear for the average viewer, then I will be able to deliver the goods when it comes time for the big moment at the end of the film. It is a narrative sleight of hand that requires some basic planning and then some effective execution.

Yes, some of you are asking very good questions about the ethics of documentary filmmaking in this case. The students and my colleagues know what I am doing and are signing releases. Everyone seems excited about it. It makes the students eager to sit for an interview now and then.

Some of the footage just yearns to be seen.

I know this description is light on details about the “story,” and I’m afraid it’s going to stay that way. I don’t want to spoil the story at all. Suffice it to say that it is a fake documentary about semester you’ve been following on this blog, but throughout it all, the film professor is quietly engaged in a search for a prop from a famously unfinished horror movie by one of the lesser-known Greek Weird Wave filmmakers. Finding this prop might mean renewed professional prospects, but it also could be very dangerous. It’s valuable to all the wrong people.

Is it going to come together? I have no idea. I have hours and hours of beautiful footage. There is still a lot of work to be done on some key elements. I’m currently in a suspenseful sort of dance/negotiation for the mysterious prop. And there is no script. I’m going with my gut on this project.

And then, sometimes, your hotel room art is made up of blood-spattered lithographs of Lee Harvey Oswald getting shot. Sparta came to play.

If it works, it’s going to be amazing. If it fails, I’m pretty sure it’s still going to be a glorious failure (at least to me). In either case, I did the right thing by taking this artistic chance when I was presented with it.

HPElf on the Shelf!

Also, just because I couldn’t pass up the chance to share this, I include this photo of three whole shelves in the fantasy/scifi/horror section of Politeia Books in Athens. Three whole shelves devoted to Lovecraft in Modern Greek.

IYKYK (If You Knossos, You Knossos)

At the end of last week, we took the circus to Crete, which is officially the only Greek island the program gets to during the semester (though folks are free to go to others when they have time). We began our trip in Heraklion with a visit to the Heraklion Archaeological Museum, which has amassed a wonderful collection of artifacts, most of which focus on the Minoan civilization.

2,000-year-old glass bottles and bowls. No big.
The Phaistos Disc, which is a whole thing

I loved looking through the museum at all of the physical evidence from Minoan society and setting that alongside what I know mythologically about Minos, Knossos, the minotaur, and so on. I can see how someone might come looking for myth and walk away disappointed, but for me it’s the opposite. I don’t want to eliminate myth through scientific evidence; I want the tension between the two to lead me somewhere else. I want the synthesis of these things, and that synthesis happens inside me and it happens in art I produce. In a lot of ways, a museum visit like this is a recharge.

Ancient Knossos – Credit: Bernard Gagnon, Wikipedia CC BY-SA 3.0

While we were based in Heraklion, we also visited the ancient site of Knossos and the Minoan palace there. Knossos is a site that has a number of sections reconstructed and decorated so that the visitor can try to have some sense of what the architecture looked like in its day. This is a somewhat contentious practice, because reconstructions are inevitably interpretations, but they are interpretations that are quite literally written in stone (and cement and stucco), but our knowledge of ancient societies and sites is considerably more malleable. It makes you wonder whether these beautiful mock ups are hindering current work in the field. But it also offered our students a perfect opportunity to think in earnest about those ethical questions.

The 2025 Crete Marathon, which we stumbled upon but did not run (this is the 5k start)

From Heraklion we moved to Chania on the western end of the island, near Souda Bay and the NATO naval base there. Our hotel was quite close to the Crete National Stadium, which was the start and finish line of the 2025 Crete Marathon. Christina and I stumbled upon it while we were out for a walk one morning. I’m actually kind of glad we didn’t know about it, but we’re crazy kids, and we would have registered for one of the races, no doubt about it.

Floating kiosk for sponges and shell wind chimes in the Chania marina

Chania is absolutely charming. Architecturally, it’s mostly a Venetian town with the remains of the Byzantine city bastions and fortifications ringing the Old Town, all of which protects the picturesque bay.

Taking in the Chania Archaeological Museum and its wonders

Chania also has its own fairly new archaeological museum with a very nice collection, including the Mitsotakis (yes, that Mitsotakis) collection. This collection includes a small sealstone with a Minotaur figure carved on it. The sealstone is dated to 1350 BCE, which is exceptionally early for depictions of the Minotaur, and this raises questions about the reliability of archaeological evidence that comes from private collections.

Elafonisos Beach, which is apparently the top-rated beach in the world according to Tripadvisor?

The trip to Crete also included a trip to the utterly gorgeous Elafonisos Beach. This beach has just this year been rated the #1 beach in the world according to Tripadvisor. This wasn’t the reason we went, but it was in accord with the general philosophy. This beach sports enchantingly pink sand, which is the result of micro-organisms that have a symbiotic relationship with the seaweed. What we hear is that during the summer you can’t see the sand for all the bodies reclining on the beach. While we were there, just before the start of the season, there were only scattered visitors and one kite surfer.

Inside the Cave of Agia Sofia

On our way back from the beach, we took the opportunity to stop our enormous tour bus next to a cliff so that we could climb 257 steps to visit the Cave of Agia Sofia. I enjoy caves quite a bit, and this one might even be a good one for folks who are usually uneasy in them. The cave mouth is big enough that the vast majority of the space has natural light.

Spiros Kayales, who fought alongside Venizelos, is the soldier who turned himself into a flagpole

Finally, before we left Chania for Athens, we stopped at both Eliftherios Venizelos’s tomb and the Venizelos mansion museum. Venizelos is a towering figure in modern Greek history (the Athens airport is named after him), and he came from Chania, so there are more than a few sites of interest connected with him in the area.

We’re happy to be back in Athens for a week or so before Easter comes and we head back down to the Peloponnese to spend time with family. Next time I’ll tell you a bit more about the film project I’m working on while we’re in Greece!

Hairy Pottery and the Labyrinth of Fire

Our group at the Thetis Authentics workshop

This week our group made a visit to Thetis Authentics Ltd in Athens for a marvelous hands-on workshop. Thetis Authentics is a company of artists and experts who specialize in authenticating ancient pottery. They also have the capacity to create bespoke pottery in the ancient styles.

Some pieces from the Attic Black workshop

If what you want is a newly crafted custom piece of your in any of the many ancient styles, then you can contact their Attic Black workshop and talk to them about what you’re looking for, from classic red and black figure ceramics to even more ancient pieces in the geometric or even Cycladic styles.

Emma and Livia working hard

They also run these workshops. We had so much fun with the artists at Thetis Authentics. When we arrived, they showed us a couple of brief videos that oriented us to the ancient techniques and science behind red and black figure ceramic decoration. And from there, they sat us down around a large table, gave us tools and examples, and set us to work. First, we had rectangular tablets on which we painted red figure technique images on one side and then a black figure image on the opposite side.

Christina and her cross-arm figurine. Mood.

Once we were done with the painting, each of us was given a sizable block of clay, and the table was strewn with a collection of figurines, everything from votive offerings to small oil lamps. Brian (one of the students) and I worked from the same raised-arm votive figurine, which Christina worked from one of the crossed-arm figurines, because she said it spoke to her. We all had a great time, and more than a few of our students showed artistic talents that had not made themselves known previously to us.

Some of our creations, waiting to be fired

All of our painted tablets and hand-crafted figurines will be fired over the weekend and we will get to pick them up next week. I’m looking forward to that. I’ll include photos of our completed work next time around. For what it’s worth, this was a group of college students who pretty much to a person found themselves perking up when they were asked without much warning to engage in hands-on art creation. They were focused, intent, creative, and (maybe because of all the clay and paint) not very apt to check their phones.

This weekend we are on the island of Crete for visits to Knossos, Gortyn, Chania, and all sorts of other amazing places. Photos to come.